Hey! It’s been awhile! But I always come back to this blog in October.
It’s 4:30 in the morning and I’m awake so that means I’m either drunk, pregnant, or going on a skiing trip with my Dad. This time I’m pregnant, and I’ve got a nose bleed. Kind of a weird side effect I get from pregnancy, because your body fills up with so much blood it starts oozing out of orifices. Gross.
Do people get grossed out by nose bleeds? Before I was pregnant (and thus completely bloody nose free) I equated them with 8-year-old kids in math class and of course the drug addicts from the tv. Oh and telepathy!
This is how it plays out in my head: finger to nose, find blood- ‘oh no I’ve been overdoing it with my psychic powers, better cool it or my brain will explode.’ Head to mirror to check it out, shit I look cool, like Mia from Pulp Fiction. Shove a piece of toilet paper up there and suddenly I’m an prepubescent boy in math class.
Last weekend the Husband was away on a business trip so I binged watched American Horror Story until 3am, went to bed, had a dream that a serial killer chopped off my nose, then woke up with a bloody nose.
Welp. That’s been blog post.
I think I need this blog back. I think our last post, which was (almost) a year ago almost killed this blog. Rachel I don’t want to blame you, but I will.
Girls? Can we do this again? Just for fun? Here’s a picture to start things off:
It’s us at the Zoo! Minus Amy, plus Vanessa. I love you girls.